Alas, I am therefore required to ask you to supply the necessary reference documents yourself, at your earliest convenience. There is great urgency in my request due to the fact that facts are in short supply in relation to global leadership at present.
There has been some speculation, amongst the highly qualified investigators, that you are either lazy or incompetent.
Although there is little I can do to encourage you to express a more dignified level of motivation, I can offer you the opportunity to receive suitable training in the efficient and effective provision of world peace and global prosperity.
Please indicate your willingness to learn these essential skills before the offer closes. I have provided an information kit to assist the improvement your decisions-making abilities.
Information Kit - Part One
Information Kit - Part Two
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