Friday, 3 November 2017
Dear somewhat ordinary but potentially extraordinary mortal
For several years now, I have most cordially and patiently invited you to follow my strong, enlightened lead in the creation of world peace.
Your efforts to create a more peaceful world obviously require much better management of your time. The urgency of the pursuit deserves the attention of every interesting, compassionate imagination.
Have you misplaced your imagination?
If you are seeking to improve your currently dismal abilities as a leader, please acknowledge this invitation no later than Friday, 1 December 2017.
Who else is so eager to assist you?
In hopeful anticipation,